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Image: Amsterdam
  Photo: Bertrand Collet
Image: Amsterdam
  Photo: Robert Warden

The Netherlands: The Polder Method
By Darren Negraeff

Bicycles, mopeds, cars and trucks sizzle past, seemingly following an imaginary or fanciful set of traffic rules. A madness that is largely incomprehensible to the outsider but second nature to the local residents who are unfazed by the nightmare maze of narrow, canal-lined streets of Amsterdam.

Suddenly a van stops in front of the café, causing a commotion. Behind it, a large white truck and two cyclists, apparently following a little too closely, have narrowly avoided a three-way collision. A brief argument ensues and voices are raised, but in the end, no one seems to mind. After all, it is a common scene within the canal-belt of Amsterdam; and after a minute, his delivery complete, the driver of the van hops back in and speeds away.

Rain begins to fall, and I grudgingly accompany a flood of local residents and tourists to shelter in the café.

The air is heavy with smoke, as an old dust-covered ceiling fan makes a moribund attempt at pushing the air around. Behind the bar are liquor bottles in great variety, the effect magnified by the mirrored backdrop one would expect in a place called Café de Prins. But it’s early on a Saturday, and neither they nor the prince is stirring – the only thing being ordered by the few customers here is coffee in tiny cups.

Once the initial turmoil of satisfying a dozen or so customers is complete, the waitress, who bears an unmistakable resemblance to Jodie Foster, catches my eye and asks, in Dutch, if I would like something to drink. I nod and reply, ‘Een coffee verkeerd, alstublieft,’ which, literally translated means, ‘coffee “wrong” please’, or in other words, coffee with milk. She nods and asks me something else, I think; but Dutch is a difficult language to learn; and after two months I am only just getting the hang of it. I’m guessing it has something to do with money—but with only that to go on I break down and admit I don’t speak much Dutch, fearful of being cast down into the ranks of the common tourist.

‘That’s OK,’ she says, in perfect English, ‘at least you try. Would you like to pay now or later?’

I produce the correct change in coins and retreat back into my cocoon of brooding silence, unhappy to have shattered the illusion of being Dutch. Something odd is happening in the café. Several people at different tables seem to be arguing.

Not wanting to be excluded, I ask the waitress what is happening.

‘They are discussing the situation in Iraq, and whether America or the U.N should lead the re-construction effort. It is a hot topic here, you know.’

It seems an odd topic, considering it’s a Saturday morning and that the Netherlands is not a member of the ‘coalition of the willing’. But the Dutch in general, and Amsterdammers in particular, have a very well rounded view of the world, despite living in a small country that has little say or impact on foreign affairs.

This has not always been the case, and with a view to history, it is not surprising that the Dutch take such an interest in international politics. For most of the 16th and 17th centuries, Dutch shipping ruled the seas, constantly searching for new and better trading routes. In the process they discovered and laid claim to many lands: New Holland (today Australia), New Zealand (named after the province of Zeeland), Batavia (Latin for Holland, now Jakarta), and a little trading post called New Amsterdam, which later became New York. Amsterdam, as the most powerful and wealthiest city in the so-called low-countries, consequently basked in the limelight of her achievements, a jewel on the world’s biggest stage.

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